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The best pet jokes you have ever heard

Pet Jokes for Comic Relief

We all need a good laugh from time to time.  Animals remind us what is important and laughter is really good medicine.  I have heard it is the best.  I have compiled a list of the best pet jokes ever told. 
Joke-Guy- "Hey, I have a dog that does not have a nose"
Friend- Awww, that's too bad man!  How does he smell? Guy- "terrible"
What is cooler than a talking dog?A spelling bee 
  Why don't bears wear shoes?
What's the use?  They would still have bear feet!

 What do you call an exploding monkey?A baboom.

 What is a cat's favorite color?

What college do skunks attend?

What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrrr-colator

 A cop knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people around on bikes.  I said "wait a minute sir.  It cant be my dogs. They don't even own bikes."
  What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A porkchop

  What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip Hop
  I started a deer breedin…

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