The best pet jokes you have ever heard
Pet Jokes for Comic Relief
We all need a good laugh from time to time. Animals remind us what is important and laughter is really good medicine. I have heard it is the best. I have compiled a list of the best pet jokes ever told.
Joke-Guy- "Hey, I have a dog that does not have a nose"
Friend- Awww, that's too bad man! How does he smell? Guy- "terrible"
What is cooler than a talking dog?A spelling bee
Why don't bears wear shoes?
What's the use? They would still have bear feet!
What do you call an exploding monkey?A baboom.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple
What college do skunks attend?
P.U.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrrr-colator
A cop knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people around on bikes. I said "wait a minute sir. It cant be my dogs. They don't even own bikes."
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A porkchop
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip Hop
I started a deer breedin…
We all need a good laugh from time to time. Animals remind us what is important and laughter is really good medicine. I have heard it is the best. I have compiled a list of the best pet jokes ever told.
Joke-Guy- "Hey, I have a dog that does not have a nose"
Friend- Awww, that's too bad man! How does he smell? Guy- "terrible"
What is cooler than a talking dog?A spelling bee
Why don't bears wear shoes?
What's the use? They would still have bear feet!
What do you call an exploding monkey?A baboom.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple
What college do skunks attend?
P.U.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrrr-colator
A cop knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people around on bikes. I said "wait a minute sir. It cant be my dogs. They don't even own bikes."
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A porkchop
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip Hop
I started a deer breedin…
