Mathew 9-14

9 Pray, then, in this way:

‘Our Father who is in heaven,
Hallowed be Your name.
10 Your kingdom come.
Your will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day [e]our daily bread.
12 ‘And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors.
13 ‘And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from [f]evil. [g][For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.’]

14 For if you forgive [h]others for their transgressions, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. 15 But if you do not forgive [i]others, then your Father will not forgive your transgressions.

The best pet jokes you have ever heard

Pet Jokes for Comic Relief

We all need a good laugh from time to time.  Animals remind us what is important and laughter is really good medicine.  I have heard it is the best.  I have compiled a list of the best pet jokes ever told. 

Guy- "Hey, I have a dog that does not have a nose"
Friend- Awww, that's too bad man!  How does he smell?
Guy- "terrible"

What is cooler than a talking dog?
A spelling bee 
Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use?  They would still have bear feet!

 What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom.

 What is a cat's favorite color?


What college do skunks attend?


What do cats use to make coffee?

A purrrr-colator

A cop knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people around on bikes. 

I said "wait a minute sir.  It cant be my dogs. They don't even own bikes."

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A porkchop

What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?

Hip Hop
Hip Hop Rabbit

  I started a deer breeding business.  The start-up was about a thousand bucks.

 What does an elephant say when he thinks he doesn't matter?
" I am irrelephant" 

 What did the cat do when he lost his tail?  
He went to the retail store.

 I like armadillos but do not support giving them guns... I would never arm-a-dillo.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy

And one is a little lighter!

 What is it called when a cat wins a trophy at a dog show?  

Saw an ad for a Dead Canary for Sale.  
However, it was not going cheep. 

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

 "Put it on my bill."

Thank you!
I will update this list of jokes continuously.  Be sure to check back and join the Meerkat gang if you haven't on your way out!  

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  1. Thanks since we are so "hunkered down" right now, it is just a fun bright spot in the day to receive this!!

    1. Great, I am glad you enjoyed! Check back for updates when you need a laugh.

  2. I agree, everyone needs a bit of happiness and joke now!
    Thank you!

  3. These are great jokes. I really enjoyed them. I was in the store yesterday and their was a blind man in the store swinging his dog around. I asked him, “What are you doing?”
    He said, “Just looking around.”

    1. Gosh, thats a good one! I was looking for sales today for pets on craigslist. I have been a little lonely but wasn't sure I was up to the responsibility of a pet. I saw an ad for a Dead Canary though. However they say "Its not going cheep$"


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